General Ramblings

Raising cannonball’ers

The side effects of early morning swims, dolphin noises, a newfound love for the scent of chlorine, and a sudden urge to cannonball.

Now comes the moment of truth. You’ve gathered your courage, made sure your brother isn’t chicken and adjusted your swimsuit for maximum “snugness.” (No one wants to be mooned so early in the morning.) All that’s left is to jump off the side and cannonball into the water. Don’t worry about style or technique. Just throw your body into the air and pray for the biggest splash possible. Bonus points if you can create a tidal wave of epic proportions and garner the scowls of those that you just soaked.

Cannonballing brothers is the ultimate test of friendship and bathing suit integrity. With the right swimsuit, some peer pressure, and a willingness to look ridiculous, you too, can achieve cannonball glory. So what are you waiting for Papa? Your turn!

By Shaun Sima
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