Monthly Archives: November 2023

Parenting

Pint-sized Humans & Happiness

When I interrogate my pint-sized humans about their grand aspirations for the future, they usually hit me with the classic “I want to be a pilot, doctor, or teacher” spiel. Apparently, these miniature humans have career aspirations that are more concrete than my weekend plans!

Why isn’t anyone just shouting from the playpen, “I wanna be HAPPY!” After all, isn’t that the universal goal? Whether we’re ankle biters or seasoned adults, deep down in our DNA, we all have this primal itch for joy!

Let’s pull up our imaginary thinking caps (mine has a propeller, by the way) and figure out how to crank up the happiness meter. Because whether you’re aiming to be a rocket scientist, a heart surgeon, or a kindergarten teacher, the endgame needs to be : the pursuit of ultimate happiness.

So, let’s embark on this cosmic quest together as we decipher the recipe for that elusive, ever-so-delightful concoction called happiness.

By Shaun Sima
https://chef-pocket.com/aboutme

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Not So Private Thoughts, Uncategorized

Unmasking the Devious Schemers

Ah, my dear readers, allow me to regale you with a tale of the most curious and vexing predicament that has befallen me. It is a matter of great import, a veritable opera of deceit and manipulation, where the protagonists are none other than those who purport to be virtuous yet are the very architects of falsehood and treachery.

In the grand tapestry of life, we all encounter individuals who, like chameleons, can change their colors to suit their nefarious purposes. Alas, I have had the misfortune of crossing paths with such a cunning soul, who, in their pursuit of self-aggrandizement, have resorted to the most egregious of tactics.

Picture, if you will, a scene where mendacity reigns supreme. Falsehoods, like weeds in a neglected garden, have been sown with reckless abandon. And what is their nefarious intent, you ask? To besmirch my name and tarnish the bonds that bind me to my beloved sons.

Ah, but fear not, dear readers, for I am not one to let the machinations of deceitful interlopers mar the sanctity of the familial ties that have endured through the annals of time. It is said that the truth shall set you free, and in this grand melodrama, the truth is my shield and my sword.

While these Machiavellian manipulators revel in their deception, I shall stand firm, unwavering in my commitment to the veracity of my character and the integrity of my family. For, in the end, it is they who must reckon with the consequences of their duplicity, and I, in my steadfast resolve, shall be the beacon of moral rectitude.

So, my dear readers, let us raise our metaphorical quills and pen a paean to the indomitable spirit that refuses to be cowed by the perfidy of those who would seek to sow discord. Let us be the keepers of our own narratives, the composers of our own destinies, and the guardians of the truth.

In this theatre of life, where falsehood and deceit may lurk in the shadows, let us be the stars of our own highbrow comedy, for we shall not let the agents of deception steal the spotlight. And as the curtain falls on this tale of intrigue and deception, may it be known that truth and virtue shall always prevail in the end.

By Shaun Sima
https://chef-pocket.com/aboutme

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Social Commentary

Parental Abdication

In a world where parents are increasingly entrusting their children’s upbringing to the ever-watchful eye of the government, one can’t help but wonder if we’ve stumbled into an episode of “The Twilight Zone.” It’s as if the fine art of parenting has been outsourced to bureaucrats and policymakers who have mastered the intricate dance of red tape and regulations. After all, why bother with the pesky details of raising your own kids when you can hand them over to the caring arms of the state? It’s an absurdity of epic proportions and one that deserves a raised eyebrow and a wry smile.

Picture this: parents swapping bedtime stories for government-issued pamphlets on proper sleep hygiene. Instead of teaching their children the value of hard work and responsibility, they simply let the state take care of it, complete with a handy chore chart and a monthly stipend. And why bother imparting life’s essential lessons when there’s an app for that? Yes, folks, we’ve reached a point where parents are more than happy to abdicate their parenting duties in favor of letting the government do the heavy lifting. It’s a strange world indeed when the Department of Parental Oversight has a hotline for timeouts, and the Ministry of Lunchbox Inspections ensures that your child’s peanut butter and jelly sandwiches adhere to strict nutritional guidelines.

Newsom’s war on parents – That’s a great idea! Why didn’t I think of that?! Let’s all move to California.
https://www.newsmax.com/michaeldorstewitz/california-newsom-parents/2023/11/03/id/1140888/

Unplug, set restrictions, and, for God’s sake, be a parent OR just hand over those responsibilities to the government.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/33-states-sue-meta-alleging-social-media-platforms-fueled-youth-mental-health-crisis

By Shaun Sima
https://chef-pocket.com/aboutme

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